spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(via succeeding)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via rainbowrobotroses)

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

(via joshpeck)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via pizza)

hi:

this app sounds like a 13 year old girl

(via pizza)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via pizza)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via succeeding)