sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via rainbowrobotroses)

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

(via joshpeck)

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

image

i think you mean the best

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darockeet:

nightscoolwind:

naughtily:

espritinfini:

I’m so fucked rn

imagine how much distress this has caused someone who’s not mentally well like damn

ahahahahhahano

If I’m in a coma… But you’re not in a coma…
Then who’s flying the plane?!

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via succeeding)

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(via succeeding)

osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

(via fivegum)

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via fivegum)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via succeeding)